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• I have my Master’s from BU and can’t even get a job in retail. FML

  December 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i just walked in on my roommate and the RA having sex.. FML

  November 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was excited about this online competition where u upload ur own rendition of “Brighter Than Sunshine.” (www.alternativeapparel.com/unsignedartist) thought I had a good chance of winning, but then I showed the link to my brother, and he uploaded a video himself. He sings better than I do. FHL

  September 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I went to buy textbooks for grad classes at BU and realized I already owned all of them. I had read them for fun as an undergrad…I’m that much of a nerd. FML

  September 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just got dumped, because I didn’t want to “share my feelings”. FML
  But then someone sent me this video:
  http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/take_you_home/?xrs=orea_craig_youhome
  MLIG!

  September 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Stuck in a hot and humid dorm. FML

  September 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Just saw pictures of the slut that made my life miserable in high school. She got fat. Really fat. MLIG

  May 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I just realized that my friend can see inside my room if she climbs on the fire escape. I need to start wearing more clothes when I sleep. FML.

  April 21, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:19 pm on April 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Why would she climb on the fire escape on the first place??

  • ?? 11:20 pm on April 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Why would your friend climb on your fire escape in the first place? Thats stalkerish…

• Today, my friend and I realized that we live on the sucky side of Bay State Road. The other side has balconies. FML.

  April 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • o.o 11:21 am on April 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    dude at least you live on bay state.

• I had trouble writing a brief paper on a topic i could decide for myself. so i asked my professor if i could extend my original prompt. Turns out he wrote his dissertation i.e. A WHOLE FUCKING BOOK on that prompt. FML.

  April 14, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I ate a weed cookie before Drake, and I past out right on thee floor. FML.

  April 14, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was glancing at this hot girl only to see her glance back at me and giggle. I walked by all suave so she’d notice. Turns out I had mustard on my shirt. FML.

  April 14, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I went to take a shower only for the drain to flood on me. Turns out there was a jizz blockage in the pipes. FML

  April 14, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anonymous 8:26 pm on May 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Dude! So that’s like…water AND jizz flooding on you!

• I went to take a shower only for the drain to flood on me. Turns out there was a jizz blockage in the pipes. FML

  April 14, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• SPREAD THE WORD FML. but really cause like all i do is look at this site..

  April 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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